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raptorix:

mariahgem:

n7confessions:

“I was really hoping we’d get to play poker with the crew in ME3. The table was right there. And what was up with that disco chair in the corner? Why can’t Shepard have nice things?”

Yeah, seriously!!  I guess a couple of people said they found their crewmates playing, but I never saw it.  I only saw them on the couches.  I was SO EXCITED, WAITING FOR SOME CUT SCENE (a la ST:TNG?) of everyone playing cards! 

WTF did they put it there for??  DLC crap?  It was like leaving Thane’s room unlocked and his old coffee cup just sitting there.  WHY?  TO TORTURE ME??  WTF BIOWARE.  *rages again*

The disco chair was in there since ME2 with Kasumi.  IDK What the hell it was used for either.  (A personal simulation theatre?)  The poker room replaced Kasumi’s bed & stuff.

I only saw James and Kaidan at the table once, but it didn’t look like they were actively playing.  I was kinda disappointed that James never tried to get the Engineer crew or any of the aliens to play a game with him!  He spent all of act 2 at the refugee area playing poker and yelling about how well he was not-playing Poker… You’d think he’d take a break from fiddling with that tablet on his work desk in the shuttle bay to play poker every other mission?

That disco chair (I’m assuming you mean the pod like thing near the back of the bar), there is a sketch in the art book that looks close to it that’s labeled “Pleasure Pod”.

Make of that what you will.

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   CUZ REPUURS IZ HEERE ANDZ YOUZ IS COMMANDUR SHEPARD AND THIS IS CEREAL BUIZ DATS WHY OP./ Go feed the fish and go flush...

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    I think the “Pleasure Pod” was supposed to be the bubble thing that Shepard and Sha’ira have sex in in ME1. The disco...

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    I’m SO bummed I didn’t get to play poker with them. Or at least catch them playing. Especially since Shepard is so damn...

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    That disco chair (I’m assuming you mean the pod like thing near the back of the bar), there is a sketch in the art book...

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    The disco chair was in there since ME2 with Kasumi. IDK What the hell it was used for either. (A personal simulation...

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    I’ve seen crew mates playing. As I recall, it was Kaiden, James and Garrus playing together and a fairly long dialogue...

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    I feel the same way about the Normandy’s bathrooms…I kept waiting for some kind of hilarious/awkwardness to ensue upon...

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    Yeah, I seen James and Kaidan playing poker there, but you couldn’t jump in! It was BS man

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    Yeah, seriously!! I guess a couple of people said they found their crewmates playing, but I never saw it. I only saw...

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